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deviantART and dAmn

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I am cypher-neo

cypher-neo I am

That cypher-neo-I-am!
That cypher-neo-I-am!
I do not like that cypher-neo-I-am!


Do you like
deviantART and dAmn?
I do not like them, cypher-neo-I-am.
I do not like
deviantART and dAmn.


Would you like them
[link] here or [link] there?

I would not like them
[link] here or [link] there.
I would not like them anywhere.


I do not like
deviantART and dAmn.
I do not like them, cypher-neo-I-am.


Would you like them in a print?
Would you like to see a Random Deviant?

I do not like them
in a print.
I would not like to
see a Random Deviant.
I do not like them
[link] here or [link] there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
deviantART and dAmn.
I do not like them,
cypher-neo-I-am.


Would you browse it
in a collection?
Would you deviate them
in a gallery section?

Not in a collection.
Not in a gallery section.
Not in a print.
Not to see a Random Deviant.
I would not try them
[link] here or [link] there.
I would not try them anywhere.
I would not like deviantART and dAmn.
I do not like them, cypher-neo-I-am.


Would you? Could you? As Fan Art?
Fav them! Fav them! Type +heart

I would not, could not, as Fan Art.

You may like them! You will SQUEE!
You may like this community!

I would not, could not in a community.
Not as Fan Art! You let me be.


I do not like them in a collection.
I do not like them in a gallery section.
I do not like them in a print.
I do not like to see a Random Deviant.
I do not like them [link] here or [link] there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like deviantART and dAmn.
I do not like them, cypher-neo-I-am.


dAx! dAx!
dAx! dAx!
Could you, would you,
using dAx?

Not with dAx! Not with a SQUEE!
Not as Fan Art! cypher-neo! Let me be!


I would not, could not, in a collection.
I could not, would not, in a gallery section.
I will not like to see a Random Deviant.
I will not like them in a print.
I will not like them [link] here or [link] there.
I will not like them anywhere.
I do not like deviantART and dAmn.
I do not like them, cypher-neo-I-am.


Say! With a stamp?
Here with a stamp!
Would you, could you,
with a stamp?

I would not, could not, with a stamp.

Would you, could you, with wallpaper packs?

I would not, could not, with wallpaper packs.
Not with a stamp. Not with dAx.
Not as Fan Art. Not with a SQUEE.
I do not like them, cypher-neo, you see.
Not in a print. Not in a collection.
Not to see a Random Deviant. Not in a gallery section.
I will not like them [link] here or [link] there.
I do not like them anywhere!


You do not like
deviantART and dAmn?
I do not like them,
cypher-neo-I-am.


Could you, would you,
with CSS?

I would not, could not,
with CSS!


Would you, could you,
if you beta-test?

I could not, would not,
try to beta-test.
I will not, will not,
with CSS.


I would not like them with wallpaper packs.
I would not like them using dAx.
Not with a stamp! Not with a SQUEE!
Not as Fan Art! You let me be!
I do not like them in a collection.
I do not like them in a gallery section.
I will not like them in a print.
I would not like to see a Random Deviant.
I would not like them [link] here or [link] there.
I would not like them ANYWHERE!


I do not like deviantART and dAmn!
I do not like them, cypher-neo-I-am.


You do not like them. So you say.
Try them! Try them! And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.

cypher-neo! If you will let me be,
I will try them. You will see.


Say! I like deviantART and dAmn!
I do! I like them, cypher-neo-I-am!
And I would subscribe to beta-test.
And I would customize it with CSS...


And I will download the wallpaper packs.
And with a stamp. And using dAx.
And as Fan Art. And with a SQUEE.
It is so good, so good, you see!


So I will fave them in a collection.
And I will submit them in a gallery section.
And I will buy them in a print.
And I will browse to see a Random Deviant.
And I will try them [link] here and [link] there.
Say! I will +fav them ANYWHERE!


I do so like
deviantART and dAmn!
Thank you!
Thank you, cypher-neo-I-am!
A deviant parody on Dr. Suess to commemorate another year on dA.

You wouldn't believe how difficult it is to find pieces of dA that rhyme together nicely!

Submitted to :iconthewrittenrevolution:
Here what I'd like to know: Are the rhymes I've chosen are still as understandable as they were last year? Can you offer other suggestions for rhyming words that may be more up-to-date or understandable?

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EdieKebby's avatar
you are cypher-neo but you are not anymore :(